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Famous, funny and inspirational quotes about the company:

• "Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs
  
• "Right now, it works. If I move about my career. And if my career, I would throw myself under a train." Jim Halpert, The Office
  
• "There is no reason to be to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can not do business from there." - Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken
  
• "The only place success comes before the work is in the dictionary". Vidal Sassoon
  
• I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; Perfection is God's business. "- Michael J. Fox
  
• "Man invented language to, to complain to satisfy his deep need." - Lily Tomlin
  
• "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office." - Robert Frost
  

• "We have a monopoly. We have market share. There is a difference." - Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft
  
• "Success in almost any field depends more energy and drive than on intelligence needs This explains why we have so many stupid leaders .." - Sloan Wilson
  
• "Nothing is illegal if one hundred companies choose to do so." - Andrew Young
  
• "Ann Taylor - great name, a great real estate agent, Gap shit - .. Big names, big property, reduces J. Crew - ?. The best view of way as the big names Hellooo Gap" - Millard "Mickey" Drexler, president and CEO of J. Crew, former CEO of The Gap
  
• "Catch a man a fish and you can sell it. Teach a man to fish, and ruin a wonderful business opportunity." - Karl Marx
  
• "Do not people steal your ideas If your ideas are good to take care of you for taking the throats of the people to push." - Howard H. Aiken
  
• "If you owe the bank $ 100 that's your problem. If the bank 100 million US dollars, the bank's problem is due to." - J. Paul Getty
  
• "There is a huge amount of managers who have retired on the job market." - Peter Drucker
  
• "Success and failure are both difficult to bear. With success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. In case of failure is failure". - Joseph Heller
  
• "By working faithfully eight hours a day you can be sometime around boss and work 12 hours a day." - Robert Frost
  
• "Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties." - Doug Larson
  
• "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
  
• "Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill
  
• "If you count your money, you do not have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
  
• "You do not stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns
  
• "If you do not know what you're doing stacked on his desk, a dozen colleagues Initially sticks with a large number of papers and pass them. In case of doubt, the way in." - Malcolm Forbes
  
• "If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot." - WC Fields
  
• "If it does not work the first time, take the loss of tax revenue." - Kirk Kirkpatrick
  
• "The aim low, achieve your goals, and to avoid disappointment." Scott Adams, Dilbert
  
• "The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay." - Oscar Wilde
  
• "One of the symptoms of a nervous breakdown approach is the belief that their work is very important." - Bertrand Russell
  
• "Leaders placed on pedestals fall from a great height. If [SE] 10 facts did not prevent him from its pedestal, that at least the decline is much shorter.

  1. Think before you act: it is not your money.
  2. All good management is the expression of a great idea
  3. No part of efforts devoted to prove that it is false.
  4. To overcome cash withdrawals.
  5. Management capacity is still less than the organization really needs.
  6. Leave us a leader you can do your job, or you can not.
  7. If sophisticated calculations are needed to justify not.
  8. If you do something wrong you're doing wrong.
  9. When the impossible attempts will fail.
  10. The best way to make money is to stop losing. "- Robert Heller," the great leadership Dream ".

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